Smart humorous greeting cards
that are edgy yet cute while
never being offensive.

ALL CARDS IN THE RETRO SERIES
HAVE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF VERSE FOR EACH IMAGE.
EACH VERSION IS ASSIGNED ITS OWN INDIVIDUAL ORDER CODE.

MOST OF THE CARDS IN THE COW PORTRAIT SERIES HAVE 2 VERSIONS OF VERSE FOR EACH IMAGE. SEVERAL ALTERNATE VERSIONS ADD A BIRTHDAY GREETING
TO THE ORIGINAL COPY.
EACH VERSION IS ASSIGNED ITS OWN INDIVIDUAL ORDER CODE.

RETAIL PRICING
DISCOUNT APPLIED AT FINAL CHECKOUT
all orders include a $1.25 handling charge
which is automatically added to shipping total
2—5 cards $2.15 each
6—11 cards $2.10 each
12—24 cards $1.95 each
25—48 cards $1.85
49—74 cards $1.75 each
DISCOUNT APPLIED AT FINAL CHECKOUT
(see Wholesale and Special Orders for pricing on orders over 74 cards)

For further details click the retail or wholesale buttons on the left.

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Sales Tax – All orders shipped within the State of New York will incur local sales tax.
No Sales Tax due on orders shipped outside of New York.

SHIPPING
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All greeting cards are 6.25 inches by 4.25 inches with coated stock on the outside.
Of course, all orders include envelopes.