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Smart humorous greeting cards
that are edgy yet cute while
never being offensive.

Order Code: 19G

Outside copy:
"We would rather run ourselves down

Inside copy:
than not speak of ourselves at all."
La Rochefoucald
Okay, so you would not believe the silly thing I did while vacationing here. I wish you were here, so I could tell you all about it because I am not going to be able to fit everything I have to tell you on this card. Anyway, I woke up yesterday morning and, you know how I can be kind of grouchy and slightly out of it in the mornings. Now I would be the first to admit that there are moments when I lack a vision broad enough to jump outside the environs of my own mind. So, groveling in the swamp of analyzing what I should or should not have said to this very interesting individual I met last night, I findas I am crawling out of bedthat there it is, this beautiful day going on outside the window and I am kind of thinking, wouldn't it be really great if I didn't party quite so much last night and I could leap into the moment. But instead, I have compromised my situation through excess, as it were. Mind you, it was a great evening, except when I put my foot in my mouth. So, when I met this very interesting individual I am kind of not listening to what they're saying because I am thinking about what I am going to say, to like really wow them, because, as I said, they appear to be very together and, have I mentioned, attractive was a word that presented itself to my mind. Now, as I am mentally undressing this individual and wondering if it might be possible for us

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